There will be no puns about Sweden here-- just science puns and Hebrew puns. Some puns are funny and some aren't, and I'm less discriminating between the two than most.
L:
yes. absolutely. you should try and get a picture of swedish police handcuffing you
me:
i just got this email from [my former landlord]. hi i'm in sweden for a bit. the police have come by looking for you a few times. and you are still getting mail here, can you fix that?
L:
P agrees with me - he says he thinks its sexy
me:
well then maybe i should parlay this into a boyfriend before i turn myself in. think of the conjugal visits
